Fun with Palin Headlines & Republican-Bashing

“Panel Finds Palin Abused Power, Broke No Laws”
That was the headline, folks, but, well… The very first line of this article reads as so: “A legislative committee investigating Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has found she unlawfully abused her authority in firing the state's public safety commissioner.”

So, I guess I’ll be the one to ask: How do you unlawfully abuse your power, but have broken no law? Is that even possible? Isn’t the definition of Unlawful sort of that by its very nature, you’ve broken a law?

Wow, you gotta hand it to those republicans; they can spin anything into a win.



“ Palin pre-empts state report, clears self in probe”
Can you even do that? I mean, how convenient, right? You’ve just broken laws (or not, I guess) by having been shown to have abused your powers, but everything’s OK because after all, you just clear yourself of any wrongdoing. Must be nice. Sign me up for that job. Hell, if she can do it, I refuse to believe that I cannot. Do I have to say it? Do I? OK, just one more time though:

Wow, you gotta hand it to those republicans; they can spin anything into a win.



However, they’re still losing
Which is great for America & Americans alike. Yes, even the rabid haters out there yelling falsities. Look dufuses, believe it or not (I know the answer to that one btw), we’re on your side. Yeah, it’s true. Look, Obama was right: you DO cling to your religions & guns, when in reality you should be clinging to a lifeboat. We’re sinking, people. Your current dire situations are not the cause of a black man or a liberal or a homosexual; you’re worse-off now than you were 8 years ago because of the “failed” economic policies of the Right. I say “failed” because honestly, it was a success for them. You think they’re you, that they’re on your side, but they’re patently not.

See this is the thing you have to swallow: they are not you. They may look like you, but quite honestly they’ve fooled you into believing who “the others” are: non-white, non-Protestant anyone. They’ve convinced you that it’s the niggers & the gays & “The Liberals” that are tearing apart the fabric of America. Bullsh*t. Look, gay marriage is not going to bankrupt your family. You won’t notice. Hell, no one’s even asking you to approve personally. I don’t. I don’t like homosexuality. But the thing is, it doesn’t really affect you the way your GOP wants you to believe. They tell you that they’re on your side, and that it’s all these other guys that are “different” that are the reason for your economic & moral decline. Sorry, but in reality, the reasons are plain & simple: money. They have it, and they have gotten it by taking it away from you, and giving it to themselves and their already-rich brethren.

The sooner more people realize that it’s been a game of misdirection, the sooner we all – you and I, the middle class, the majority of Americans – will be better off. I’m dead serious, folks. They say that it’s these guys over there that are creating your plight, all the while they’re reaching into your wallet and taking what’s yours; they tell you that they’re just like you and on your side, while rallying you against those that are noticeably “different.” This is a scam, because in actuality, the difference between the haves & have-nots is not color or sexuality, it’s merely money. YOU are different from THEM, the GOP. Your money in their coffers is all they really care about.

Think I’m lying? Look who’s being taxed the most. You. Look who’s being bailed out for being fiscally irresponsible. The Rich. They take your money, and they give it to the rich, after the rich have run through your life savings.

This isn’t a very fun game, now is it?

OK so now get over the blackness & the name; you know what you gotta do: Vote pro-American; vote Democrat 2008.