My Poor, Poor Couch. I wish you the best.

Hey I love my new puppies. They’re fun, smart, entertaining… and troublesome, did I mention that? Maybe once? Twice, maybe? Well it got a whole lot better recently. So good in fact, that we’ve taken to just locking them all outside whilst we’re gone for any decent amount of time (and sometimes for short outings).

I was at work a few nights ago when I got the phone call. “Manager you have a call parked on 101.” I figured it was a customer or an employee calling for something, so when I answered and recognized the voice as that of The Girl’s, I was a little worried. And it didn’t get any better when I asked what was wrong and she said “I’m not sure I should tell you.”

Of course by now we’ve all seen that picture, so it’s no mystery as to what they did: they chewed a hole in the armrest of my couch, and proceeded to pull out all of the stuffing. Yes, that’s a real picture of the actual damage. Click it for a larger view, if you desire. Go ahead; laugh at my expense. F*ckers.

How do you beat a dog with stuffing? If someone can figure that out, please let me know. Because for the life of me, I couldn’t find a way to make it work. And dammit, believe me I tried.

Anyway. We’re trying to put it back together. We’re moving kind of slow at it right now though. I expect that by the end of September, that we’ll have a fully-functional couch. It’s early in the month, however. We have time. We’ll see what happens.