Upside to Miles' new Gimpiness

There is an upside to all of this, though, which is that now when I want to cuddle with Miles (OH MY GOD YES I CUDDLE WITH A DOG CALL THE ASPCA OR MAKE A WEBSITE THAT’S GROSS/AWESOME!), he can’t really run away from me. Is that wrong that I am finding a gem in this?

Also: he can’t get away when I’m trying to brush his hair.

Also: he can’t run away when I want to put lotion on his skin.

Also: he can't run away from the fire I set on his tail.

OK I’m a sick individual. Done now. Thanks.