Jimmy Fallon gets HIS OWN SHOW?!?! WTF?!!!!

Who THE F*CK gave Jimmy Fallon a godd*mned show? Who the f*ck did this?

F*ck you. F*ck you and DIE.

I hate – HATE – Jimmy Fallon. He’s... how best to say this... Not funny? Yeah, I think that’s it.

I understand they have some time slots to fill. But Jimmy? Really? What, was Ben Stein unavailable? What about Joaquin Phoenix?

Hell, I’d rather watch him sit around angry & confused as different people seem to be coming and sitting on his couch and he can’t figure out why. I’d rather watch this every night than watch Jimmy Fallon.

SO. As I was saying, F*CK YOU AND DIE.