Stop the Presses: Bristol Palin is Single

Did you? Did you hear the news?

Bristol Palin and her boyfriend broke up.

Dag. Can’t figure out why it wouldn’t have worked out between those two crazy kids! I was rooting for them. I was pulling. I really thought that they could make it in this big crazy world.

Never – NEVER, I say! – did I ever think, not even for one second, that their love-fest was staged. Not once. Not even twice. Who would think that, anyway?

What’s the world coming to when two crazy kids in love just can’t make it work? Aw, shucks.