Pope proves Catholics like to get Medieval like it's 1499

I can’t believe this.


Well that’s not true, I totally can. When was the last time the Pope did anything of actual value? He’s like the Queen of England, except with a useless penis instead of a dried up… never mind. I think this blog has taken a turn for the worst, and perhaps a sudden left is needed to get us back on the road.

Anyway. C’mon. Condoms don’t work? Abstinence & fidelity are the only worthwhile tools? Where was this guy during the GOP caucus, huh?

Chalk this up as yet one more reason the ‘bob is anti-religion.

That and the picture you see with this blog. Which is it? Are you devine, or not? Yeah. Faith. You haz it. Or, apparently, not. Yeah, sure, whatever. That’s about how I feel about it too. Way to practice what you preach, fella. Nice hat, btw.

Insert your favorite fart joke here, while we’re at it.