Tales from the Beach

OK it’s disclaimer time: I recount this tale from the mouth of The Girl. So there. Anyway.

First things first. Jelly Fish? Our dogs like to eat them. I at least am guessing it’s jellyfish, it’s a jelly-like substance washed up on the shore. Any other ideas? No? OK then, we’re going with jellyfish! So yeah, they like to eat the jellyfish. Lick, nibble, you name it. Maybe it’s like “Doggy pepper,” you know?

Now for the juicy bit. Apparently, Miles is not a big fan of fresh fish. As they were all walking back towards the truck (still along the shore), they passed by what appeared to be a man fishing, but which actually turned out to be a girl. Not that that is actually important, but I thought I’d share, in case you were interested in manly-looking-women-beach-fishing or something. Well apparently this she-dude had a bucket of fish that Miles went to go and sniff. Now when Miles gets close to food that belongs to someone else, we all hold our breath, because usually it means that he’s about to make someone really mad at us. We’re used to this by now.

Seriously, though: food? Around a Lab? Are you serious?

Anyway, Miles got away with it this time because the lady didn’t see, and The Girl didn’t feel inclined to tell her. Thing is though, it wasn’t the “stealing a fish” like we all thought by the way the story unfolds. Nope. Rather, Miles decided to pee in her bucket of fish.

So you can see why The Girl did not really want to draw the attention of this lady to her bucket, eh?

God I hope she washes her fish before she eats them. I really really hope she does.

Ewww.